chocolateinthelibrary:

So my family stayed at my aunt’s beach house last weekend and

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there

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is

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literally

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a Harry Potter-themed

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reading nook

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in the cupboard under the stairs

lavender-ice:


COMING SOON [speakers blow out] TO OWN ON DVD [children scramble for the remote] AND VIDEO CASSETTE [atomic bomb explodes in living room]

omfg i heard it in my mind

thetallblacknerd:

Regular sex is cool

BDSM sex is cool

Roleplaying/Costume sex is cool too

You know what isn’t cool though? Fucking using the blue turtle shell in mario kart like come on man I thought we were friends

thesanityclause:

encyclopedophile:

Reasons to dye your hair bright and unnatural colors

  • Because you wanna
  • Being punk rock
  • Looking hella cute
  • Small children’s reactions

SMALL CHILDREN’S REACTIONS IS THE BEST THEY’RE ALWAYS SO EXCITED AND AMAZED

sad-dress:

girls who go clubbing in just tiny dresses and massive heels in the depths of winter are true northern heroes and tougher than any boys ever

desidere:

so in sum:

  • beyonce drops an album with no fucking warning and no promotions
  • laughing in the face of lady gaga’s art pop expenses
  • on the night lorde drops a “secret single”
  • on taylor swift’s birthday
  • when lupe fiasco had planned to drop his album 
  • thereby fucking up everyone’s end of the year lists especially rolling stones magazine
  • on friday the 13th because fuck your illuminati bullshit

y’all literally could never