can we just take a moment to imagine little cute six-year-old hermione reading matilda
and peering into this book about a smart, bookish girl who could move things with her mind
and then can you imagine her concentrating very hard on the books on the bookshelf and slowly, slowly, getting them to move
OH MY GOD
i spent all day wondering what the Wii Fit lady reminded me of
and then i fucking remembered
Wii Fit lady is an Earthbender
I wish Professor McGonagall ended all her classes by snapping her fingers, saying “McGonagone” then strutting out.